And so Gooby gets taken to court by the princess for sexual assault.
Someone should have told Gooby that molesting or otherwise sexually assaulting strange sleeping women is NOT COOL.
But... his father had the look of a serial sleazeball about him, and the older brothers probably thought it'd be hilarious to give their little bro bad intel on proper sleeping princess protocol... so there was no way Gooby could have known that forcing yourself on someone while they're prone is ethically shady.
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Fairytale princes just can't seem to ever follow instructions. Especially when there's a sleeping princess involved.
And don't ask WHY you shouldn't kiss the sleeping princess. Because that would ruin the surprise when you do it anyway.
Well, better manners than the first snow white got, at least...
He knew not to yet kissed her anyway? Interesting...
And so Gooby gets taken to court by the princess for sexual assault.
Someone should have told Gooby that molesting or otherwise sexually assaulting strange sleeping women is NOT COOL.
But... his father had the look of a serial sleazeball about him, and the older brothers probably thought it'd be hilarious to give their little bro bad intel on proper sleeping princess protocol... so there was no way Gooby could have known that forcing yourself on someone while they're prone is ethically shady.
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